[Reads: Your thirst shall be quenched]
What are you waiting for?!
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Bear-blasting, the sport you’ll invent because you’ll be too energetic for normal sports. You’ll feel like a fighter jet made of biceps.
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Oh Lord, why have you forsaken me?
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“400 babies.”
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ower Thirst. It’s really ahhhhhh!” “Aaahhhh!”
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Once while having sex in a trailer chuck norris's sperm accidentally got into the engine, you might know this trailer as optomis prime :bong:
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beep. Hey, this is Crizy. You've reached my old account, which is dead. Here's my new one: ~Vermillion-Shadows Leave a message, and I won't get back to you!
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Once while having sex in a trailer chuck norris's sperm accidentally got into the engine, you might know this trailer as optomis prime :bong:
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Tommy: Does this suit make me look fat?
Richard: No no no, your face does.
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Once while having sex in a trailer chuck norris's sperm accidentally got into the engine, you might know this trailer as optomis prime :bong:
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