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[Reads: Your thirst shall be quenched]
What are you waiting for?!
What if everything you ever wanted came in a rocket can? PowerThirst. Rocket Edition!
With all new flavors like Manana! Fizzbitch. And Gun! You’ve had the worst, now try the thirst…quencher.
Power Thirst. Side effects include glowing sweat. Use your sweaty body to fuel sweet rave parties. PowerThirst. Anything is possible.
Bear-blasting, the sport you’ll invent because you’ll be too energetic for normal sports. You’ll feel like a fighter jet made of biceps.
What about me and my blue collar? Juice Springsteen. Turn that everyman into a beveryman. Bevery stands for beverage!
We interrupt this advertisement to blow your mind! PowerThirst now comes in Women! Now with preposterous amounts of testosterone. Preposterone! Think fast douche-fag. Power Thirst now comes in doves. Hump-catting. Similar to bear-blasting.
Oh Lord, why have you forsaken me?
Can it. When God gives you lemons, you find a new God. PowerThirst…Godberry, King of the juice.
Unacceptable. Drink PowerThirst and you’ll win at everything forever. You’ll win at running, football, arson, weddings, and art! You’ll even win at irony! Top score.
Still unconvinced? Well check out these testimonials from real Power Thirst drinkers.
“400 babies.”
“Power Thirst. It’s really ahhhhhh!” “Aaahhhh!”
Alright! PowerThirst, it’s like crystal meth in a can. It’s crystal meth in a can. PowerThirst is crystal meth. Warning, may contain Anna Kournikova.
What are you waiting for?!
What if everything you ever wanted came in a rocket can? PowerThirst. Rocket Edition!
With all new flavors like Manana! Fizzbitch. And Gun! You’ve had the worst, now try the thirst…quencher.
Power Thirst. Side effects include glowing sweat. Use your sweaty body to fuel sweet rave parties. PowerThirst. Anything is possible.
Bear-blasting, the sport you’ll invent because you’ll be too energetic for normal sports. You’ll feel like a fighter jet made of biceps.
What about me and my blue collar? Juice Springsteen. Turn that everyman into a beveryman. Bevery stands for beverage!
We interrupt this advertisement to blow your mind! PowerThirst now comes in Women! Now with preposterous amounts of testosterone. Preposterone! Think fast douche-fag. Power Thirst now comes in doves. Hump-catting. Similar to bear-blasting.
Oh Lord, why have you forsaken me?
Can it. When God gives you lemons, you find a new God. PowerThirst…Godberry, King of the juice.
Unacceptable. Drink PowerThirst and you’ll win at everything forever. You’ll win at running, football, arson, weddings, and art! You’ll even win at irony! Top score.
Still unconvinced? Well check out these testimonials from real Power Thirst drinkers.
“400 babies.”
“Power Thirst. It’s really ahhhhhh!” “Aaahhhh!”
Alright! PowerThirst, it’s like crystal meth in a can. It’s crystal meth in a can. PowerThirst is crystal meth. Warning, may contain Anna Kournikova.
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Yo Mama Jokes
Yo Mama so fat jokes
Yo Mama so fat she has to use a boomerang to put on her belt!
Yo Mama so fat, she has a naked picture of Chef Boyardee in her wallet!
Yo Mama so fat, they call her WIDE 2K!
Yo Mama so fat, she has to lay in the driveway to put on her underwear.
Yo Mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean the Whales started singing "We are family..."
Yo Mama so fat, that when the house burnt down we had to use her underwear for a tent.
Yo Mama so fat, she has smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo Mama so fat, her picture takes two frames.
Yo Mama so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.
Yo Mama so
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Yo mama jokes 1
"Yo Mama Jokes"
Yo mama's so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence.
Yo mama's so old her birth certificate says expired.
Yo mamma's so old she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade
Yo mama's so ugly the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train
yo mama's so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her parents
Yo mama's glasses are so thick when she looks at a map she can see people waving
Yo mama's so dumb she failed a survey
Yo mama's so dumb she sent me a fax with a stamp on it
Yo mama's so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the couch
Yo mama's so ugly she goes to a strip joint and they pay her to kee
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WEIRDIFIED YO MAMMA JOKES
Yo mama's so old she's yo gramma.
Yo mama's so ugly she made Marilyn Manson Angelina Jolie.
Yo mama's so fat Bowling For Soup went on a diet.
Yo mama's so ugly she made a hobo look like Gerard Way.
Yo mama's so fat Bikini Bottom... is HER BIKINI BOTTOM.
Yo mama's so fat when she wears bright red everyone's rushing to her cuz they wanna ride a double-decker.
Yo mama's so fat she had Bowling For Soup for dinner.
Yo mama's so ugly scientists thought they finally discovered BIGFOOT.
Yo mama's so fat she made Andy Hurley's bass drums look like pennies.
Yo mama's so fat it's still night here eventhough it's 2 pm.
Yo mama's so fat the mosq
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[Reads: Your thirst shall be quenched]
What are you waiting for?!
What if everything you ever wanted came in a rocket can? PowerThirst. Rocket Edition!
With all new flavors like Manana! Fizzbitch. And Gun! You’ve had the worst, now try the thirst…quencher.
Power Thirst. Side effects include glowing sweat. Use your sweaty body to fuel sweet rave parties. PowerThirst. Anything is possible.
Bear-blasting, the sport you’ll invent because you’ll be too energetic for normal sports. You’ll feel like a fighter jet made of biceps.
What about me and my blue collar? Juice Springsteen. Turn that everyman into a beveryman. Bevery stands for beverage!
We interrupt this advertisement to blow your mind! PowerThirst now comes in Women! Now with preposterous amounts of testosterone. Preposterone! Think fast douche-fag. Power Thirst now comes in doves. Hump-catting. Similar to bear-blasting.
Oh Lord, why have you forsaken me?
Can it. When God gives you lemons, you find a new God. PowerThirst…Godberry, King of the juice.
Unacceptable. Drink PowerThirst and you’ll win at everything forever. You’ll win at running, football, arson, weddings, and art! You’ll even win at irony! Top score.
Still unconvinced? Well check out these testimonials from real Power Thirst drinkers.
“400 babies.”
“
ower Thirst. It’s really ahhhhhh!” “Aaahhhh!”
Alright! PowerThirst, it’s like crystal meth in a can. It’s crystal meth in a can. PowerThirst is crystal meth. Warning, may contain Anna Kournikova. XDDD Again peoples hope you all enjoy!^^
What are you waiting for?!
What if everything you ever wanted came in a rocket can? PowerThirst. Rocket Edition!
With all new flavors like Manana! Fizzbitch. And Gun! You’ve had the worst, now try the thirst…quencher.
Power Thirst. Side effects include glowing sweat. Use your sweaty body to fuel sweet rave parties. PowerThirst. Anything is possible.
Bear-blasting, the sport you’ll invent because you’ll be too energetic for normal sports. You’ll feel like a fighter jet made of biceps.
What about me and my blue collar? Juice Springsteen. Turn that everyman into a beveryman. Bevery stands for beverage!
We interrupt this advertisement to blow your mind! PowerThirst now comes in Women! Now with preposterous amounts of testosterone. Preposterone! Think fast douche-fag. Power Thirst now comes in doves. Hump-catting. Similar to bear-blasting.
Oh Lord, why have you forsaken me?
Can it. When God gives you lemons, you find a new God. PowerThirst…Godberry, King of the juice.
Unacceptable. Drink PowerThirst and you’ll win at everything forever. You’ll win at running, football, arson, weddings, and art! You’ll even win at irony! Top score.
Still unconvinced? Well check out these testimonials from real Power Thirst drinkers.
“400 babies.”
“
ower Thirst. It’s really ahhhhhh!” “Aaahhhh!”Alright! PowerThirst, it’s like crystal meth in a can. It’s crystal meth in a can. PowerThirst is crystal meth. Warning, may contain Anna Kournikova. XDDD Again peoples hope you all enjoy!^^
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lovely, but there needs to be random capitalization