[cartman] you guys this is all kyles moms fault! that she had to start this club!!
[kyle] shut up cartman! [cartman] all because shes a bitch! [kyle] i said shut up cartman! [Cartman:] Weeelllll... [kyle] dont do it cartman! [Cartman:] Weeelllll... [kyle] im warning you!! [cartman] ok,ok. [kyle] im getting sick of cartman calling my mom a...
[Cartman:] Weeelllll,
Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.
[kyle]:shut your f...ing mouth cartman!
On Monday she's a bitch
On Tuesday she's a bitch
On Wednesday thru Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday just to be different,
Shes u super king kamehameha bitch
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
She's a stupid bitch,[WHOO!] Kyle's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch.
Talk to kids around the world,
It might go a little something like this...
[Sung in four different languages by other children]
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch [gasps]
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
She's a stupid bitch,
uh cartman... Kyle's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch;
I really mean it,
Kyle's Mom, she's a big fat, stinking bitch
Big old fat fuckin' bitch, Kyle's Mommmmmmmmmmm
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa... [cartman] wha... [cartman turns] oh fudge...